Big Oil attacks Al Gore

Big Oil is apparently freaking out that the issue of global warming is getting some traction, so they're pulling out all the stops and attacking Al Gore, who has a movie coming out about global warming.

Yes, global warming isn't REALLY a problem. All those drowning polar bears are actually midgets in fur suits.

I'm serious, polar bears are DROWNING for the first time in recorded history because of the melting ice brought on by global warming. That's how bad it's getting.