BREAKING: Dick Cheney's lesbian daughter had a baby today with her lesbian partner

Good for her. Now help make the world a better place for your child and surprise us.

PS Check out the official White House photo, to the left. I believe it's traditional for at least one of the first baby photos to be with the parents, not the grandparents. Or are we again trying to hide the fact that baby Cheney has two mommies? These people are a real piece of work.