It's the weekend, so it's time for the wackadoo news -- a bestiality post of the week. A novel defense from a man in Tacoma, Washington. Apparently some animals there need to be very, very afraid.
A man accused of having sex with a goat is scheduled to be arraigned on Friday on a animal cruelty charge. Charging papers say a witness saw 63-year-old Arthur Lawton having sex with a goat May 8th in a barn at Eatonville's Pioneer Farm Museum where he worked.I really don't want to know how this man would milk a cow.
Lawton said he was trying to milk the goat.
...He's the second person charged in the county since the Legislature made bestiality a crime in response to the fatal injury to a man having sex with a horse in Enumclaw.
Here's a flashback for you:
I just get the feeling that all this talk about gays -- and bestiality, in particular -- is a smokescreen by these fundies, masking an unhealthy obsession with f*cking barnyard animals. Witness the all-too-true tales of our fellow citizens with a BIG problem:Hat tip, Paul Barwick.
* A man in Bainbridge, GA jumps a fence at a stockyard and porks a hog
* A Mesa, AZ fire battalion chief caught with his pants down in a barn assaulting a lamb
* A St. Gabriel, Louisiana seventeen-year-old was caught on tape committing unnatural acts with a horse.
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