What bold coverage from CNN, who must have run out of "Mrs. Smith's cat 'Mittens' rescued from tree, live from Elwood City" stories. Sounds like there's nothing to report about Iraq or Afghanistan because it's all going so well. With the US economy booming, hell, what else can they run as the headline story other than a ticket scandal for some bubblegum performer? Brought to you by the proud sponsors of the why America must defend itself and invade Iraq, how we're winning the war in Iraq, why the surge is working despite Democrats that hate America, why we need to nuke Iran and why global warming is a fraud. Where would America be without CNN?
