Cliff's Corner

The Week That Was 10/26/2007

Another week. More preposterousness to report.

As you may have seen a bit earlier this week, the Murdoch Mod-Squad known as Fox "News" got hotter than Larry Craig upon viewing crotch shots of Dumbledore about the fact that the wildfires in California were the work of Al Qaeda.

Which they got from a memo from 2003. That wasn't taken seriously then. That was talking about Al Qaeda's setting fires in Wyoming and Idaho and a few other interior states, but didn't mention California.

Or as they call it at Fox, just another day at the office.

More interesting, however, is the secret report Fox also received on other potential Al Qaeda methods of attack. It hasn't been shared yet, but I thought I'd present it to the ABLOG faithful. So look out for the following:

1) Al Qaeda masquerading as the Easter Bunny

2) Al Qaeda hiding in John Boehner's tears

3) Al Qaeda dressed up as a flight pilot on an aircraft carrier proclaiming mission accomplished.

4) Al Qaeda in lead-paint based Chinese children's toys

5) Al Qaeda in Mitch McConnell's closet

6) Al Qaeda in Ann Coulter's Adam's Apple

7) Al Qaeda as snakes on a plane (ok, I stole that from a BNF commenter)

8) Al Qaeda hiding in vast empty space where Michelle Malkin's conscience was meant to be

9) Al Qaeda in Rudy Giuliani's old comb-over

10) Al Qaeda living with/texting Mrs. Oral Roberts Jr.

11) Al Qaeda in Dana Perino

12) Al Qaeda as the only ones at town halls who will applaud Fred Thompson without his asking for it