Your thoughts on how to make a "Larry Craig" Halloween costume

UPDATE: Well speak of the devil. CNN just called and they want me to on during the 8 o'clock hour (Eastern) tonight to talk about yet another mea culpa interview that Larry Craig is doing with the Mrs. this evening. We're going to be responding live to Craig's interview - a bit of live-blogging, as it were, from CNN. This is going to be fun. Any and all Larry-Craig-puns that I can use during the interview are most welcome (things like "Larry Craig has put Republicans between a rock and a hard place").

Just curious what ideas you guys could come up with...