Cliff's Corner

The Week That Was 11/16/2007

Another week. More preposterousness to report.

This week I come bearing more gifts than than a coal/oil/auto/baby seal poacher lobbyist meeting with Mitch McConnell. It's more of your favorite Fox fun, where you can one-stop shop for anything and everything that happened in the world on any given day! Yes, we at Brave New Films, after our Fox Attacks Decency video went over so well, used the remaining, 457,927 hours of smutty Fox coverage to embark on a more sober project.

It's called Fox News Porn!, and the video is hot (well, not as hot as Rush Limbaugh with a cornucopia of little red pills in the red light district of Bangkok hot, but of ample degree). In fact, it is so "risque," apparently, that Digg flagged it as porn (or could it be that they are in takeover talks with News Corp.?), YouTube makes you promise to be 18 and spam filters in emails across the land are working harder than Pat Robertson to justify his lusty-lipped love-in with Rudy Giuliani.

So let's go to the videotape! And as a side note, we promise no "wide stances," prostitutes with the same name as your wife or alcohol-blamed, Congressional Page binges. Fair is fair, and the GOP has already staked their claim to this territory. We do, however, give you the video that over 167,000 people watched in one day: Fox News Porn!