If the election were about milkshakes

From AllTooFlat via Boing Boing:

I drink your milkshake, even though I opposed drinking your milkshake four years ago. -- Mitt Romney

I drink your milkshake, but only if the Bible says it's allowed. -- Mike Huckabee

I may drink your milkshake for another 100 years, if that's what it takes. -- John McCain

I drank a milkshake on 9/11. -- Rudy Giuliani

I drink your milkshake, but I'm paying for it with gold. -- Ron Paul

I will fight the corporations so that you can drink your own milkshake. -- John Edwards

I change your milkshake -- Barack Obama

I peacefully drink your milkshake. -- Dennis Kucinich

I have 35 years of milkshake-drinking experience. *sob* -- Hillary Clinton

Global warming is melting your milkshake -- Al Gore

My additions:

Yo bebo un milkshake pero a nadie le importa. -- Bill Richardson

I drank Harry Reid's milkshake. -- Chris Dodd

Other suggestions? Improvements on the ones above? Here are a few from our readers:

I think I might buy myself this milkshake -- Michael Bloomberg

A Mexican stole my milkshake. -- Tom Tancredo

Hitler's milkshakes could awe even those who despised him. -- Pat Buchanan