John McCain's house has "remote control window coverings"

It's good to be king.

Alas, the McCains have apparently hit on hard times. Like many an American family when times are tough, the McCains are selling their home. You know, the one with the "remote control window coverings." (I'm not exactly sure what they are, but considering the only thing remote control in my house is my 11-year old TV, I'm gonna assume this is a very cool, and expensive, luxury.) Of course, John McCain and his rich wife Cindy still own seven or eight other homes (they're not exactly sure how many homes they own, seriously), including one house where John McCain wanted to go fishing so he built his own personal lake, so I guess this isn't really like, well, any American family I've ever known. Here is the video promo of McCain's Barbie dream house that he's selling, it's the video from their realtor: