Nothing says "4th of July" like 2000 pounds of carved cheese

Maybe it's the "Cheez-It" logo that does it. Somewhere, somehow, Adams, Hancock and Franklin must be proud knowing that they have been honored and shown proper respect by receiving regular sprays vegetable oil so they don't dry out. I'm just glad we could move beyond old-fashioned American values such as privacy, human rights and separation of church and state and instead fully embrace the corporate sponsorship of all things American.